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Joke of the Day

"Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear."

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"Santa is like fathers... He only comes when the kids are asleep"
"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"
"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."
"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."
"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."
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