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Joke of the Day

"There's no such thing as detoxing your body, but enjoy spending three hundred bucks on your diarrhea."

"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."

"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"

"What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted? ""I don't know I just fly the drone"""

"once there was a king He was very Poor"

"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."

"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."

"Last week I fought for a woman's honor Apparently she wanted to keep it."

"The 3-year-old just held up some paper and said: ""Daddy, I'm reading the newspaper!"" Kids love dinosaurs."

"Terminate an unwanted conversation with someone you haven't seen for years with the words, ""Wow. You've aged badly..."""