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Joke of the Day

"Just found out my wife has cooties. I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"""

"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."

"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."

"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've blown four of my fingers off with illegal fireworks."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I though you'd never forget."

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."

"why is six afraid of seven ANSWER :because 789"

"We're equally riveted by stories like the Chilean miners (33 men, 1 hole) & Tiger Woods (1 man, 33 holes)."