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Joke of the Day

"It's hard not to bring up the fact I'm vegan whenever people talk about food or a new restaurant or that their mom just died or"

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"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"
"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"
"Mam: ""Which book has............ Mam: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"" :) Like if you agree............."
"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."
"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack? He only comes once a year."