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Joke of the Day

"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."

"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."

"Went to the hospital to wish a pregnant lady giving birth a Happy Labor Day and she ripped my throat out :("

"Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side."

"I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself."

"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."

"4 people were about to have sex I think they were in foursome fun"

"I don't always drink.... What were we talking about again?"

"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."

"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"