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Joke of the Day
"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."
Next Joke
"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch the other watches your snatch."
"Tell me what just happened in France! ...Oh, Nice!"
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
"son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS"
"Wolverine and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""No claws, please!"" They both leave."
"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."
"How many Vietnam Vets will it take to change a ligh...nevermind, man! You wouldn't understand cuz you weren't there, man!"