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Joke of the Day
"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."
Next Joke
"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."
"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"
"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"
"Why did Helen Keller scream? Her parents left the plunger in the toilet."
"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."
"Worst days in United States history.. .. 9/11 and 11/9"
"What did the hungry boss give his worker? Their celery!"
"Actually....The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is,,,,,, Just open the door and push her out."