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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
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"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"
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"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."
"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"