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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side."
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"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."
"My dick is like an airplane MH17"
"Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook."
"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
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"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"