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Joke of the Day
"What do Australians call upside down cake? Cake."
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"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""
"Weird how my first 11 coffees tasted like coffee but the 12th one tastes like I'm having a stroke."
"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"
"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."
"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"
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"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."
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"Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect."