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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"
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"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."
"I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend."
"it's almost as if one's education has nothing to do with learning how not to be an idiot"
"The real difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my dick in your butt."
"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."
"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"
"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel!"