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Joke of the Day
"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"
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"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."
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"I saw a black guy running from my home with a television I think to myself "" Isn't that mine ?"" Then i realized "" Nope, mine is at home picking cottons """
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."
"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."
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"Why is everyone bragging about how great it is to have kids? I slept till noon today, and the only person who threw up last night was me."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."