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Joke of the Day

"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."

"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"

"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."

"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"

"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"

"I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings."

"Did you hear about all the butterball turkeys that got recalled? The balls weren't buttered. Thanks to my grandpa for that one. It's his annual thanksgiving joke."

"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm working on it."

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"