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Joke of the Day

"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""

"A builder came up to me. He said, ""Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"" ""Yes,"" I said. ""You just have to balance it on a flat surface."""

"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"

"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"

"Why have the French had so many civil wars so they can win one now and again"

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."

"Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner"

"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""

"If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance."