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Joke of the Day
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""
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"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."
"A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service. When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, ""No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."""
"Never give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, ""the blacks."" Racist fucking babies."
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"I was raised by my father.. He was schizophrenic, but he was good people."
"How do you organise a party in space? You planet."
"Little Johnny (x-post /r/AntiJokes) The Mailman saw Little Johnny on the side of the street with an old coffee can. Mailman: What have you got in that can there? Johnny: dogshit Mailman: what the fuck"
"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"