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Joke of the Day
"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."
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"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke"
"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."
"What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? An idiot, just a god damn idiot."
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."
"Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen. Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl."
"Three Old Nuns... Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach."
"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."
"Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord. Edit: grammar."