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Joke of the Day
"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."
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"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either."
"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"
"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"
"Obama: Who were you talking to before he came here for the meeting? Biden: Young Metro. Obama: Why did you call- Biden: Shhh. I got this."
"Things were going well with my date, until she noticed my Roomba was a Frisbee glued to a bunch of rats"
"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"
"What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino"
"According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people"