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Joke of the Day
"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"
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"What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI? I am a were"
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"
"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"
"How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building? About 16 seconds"
"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage."""
"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."
"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."
"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."