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Joke of the Day

"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."

"I like my women like I like my Poke Stops. Ready to go again in 5 minutes."

"Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders"

"5: I cleaned my room. Me: Great! Do you feel good? Sometimes it makes me feel good when I clean something. 5: No. Next time you can do it."

"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."

"What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down? The owner calls Triple Eh."

"If a magnifying glass ever got into a fight.... ...It would be easily intimidated."

"This day is medieval... Because it's a dragon."

"Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again..."