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Joke of the Day

"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"

"TIFU on the first day of my courier job . . . . . OP didn't deliver"

"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"Saddest Joke if... Last person on Earth... Knock Knock.."

"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"

"What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money."

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe..."

"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."