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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino"
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"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure? The bucket"
"So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what."
"Always trust your dog's first impression of someone."
"Now that Justin Timberlake is married he might as well take sexy back and exchange it for some sweatpants and a recliner."
"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."
"One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He's black, so should be pretty easy to spot against the white background"
"If I was married to you, I would put poison in your tea If I was married to you, madame, I would drink it"
"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"