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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino"
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"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."
"What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew."
"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."
"They hired a comedian for the local construction site. Everybody loves him. You could say he's really nailing it."
"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"
"Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading."
"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."