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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw two little kids fighting. As the only adult nearby, I had to step in. Those kids didn't stand a chance."

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"I got my IQ test results back today They were negative."
"Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion."
"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."
"[Job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength?"" ""Sticking my fingers in people's mouths."" ""Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"""
"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""
"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"
"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"