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Joke of the Day

"[Job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength?"" ""Sticking my fingers in people's mouths."" ""Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"""

"What do you call a black guy that you can't see at night? Incognegro."

"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."

"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)."

"Life is like a box of chocolates The fatter you are the shorter it lasts"

"Today is 4/22! If you missed 4/20, don't worry because today is 4/22"

"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."

"Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off"

"Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?"