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Joke of the Day
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
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"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable? Leek."
"Plan to be spontaneous... Tomorrow."
"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"I'm a tire in real life It's a wheel hassle."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits."
"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."
"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"
"WTF? Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up."