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Joke of the Day

"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."

"Before i was born, i was given two choices 1. Have a large penis but suffer from memory loss. 2. Have a tiny penis but be very smart and remember everything. I do not remember which option i took."

"No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?"

"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."

"I think we all know who the big fat loser was tonight... Rosie O'Donnell"

"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."

"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"Yesterday I raped a deaf-mute girl... ...I ve broken her arms so she couldn t tell anyone."