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Joke of the Day

"Teacher I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!"

"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"

"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."

"FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president."

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""

"What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille"

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go ""tick tick tick?"" Vee have vays of making you tock!"

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"