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Joke of the Day
"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"
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"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"
"Why don't women need to go to college? Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich."
"They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less."
"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."
"I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder. Now I feel like a distribution."
"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."
"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing"