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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."

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"My atheist, mathematician friend insists religion is negative... Because at it's root, it's imaginary!"
"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
"One good thing about premature ejaculation is that porn lasts you a very long time. I bought a video back in 1992 and I still haven't made it past the FBI warning thing."
"Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth."
"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."
"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."
"My wife has the body of a porn star... ..which is kind of creepy and takes up a lot of room in the fridge."
"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"
"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."