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Joke of the Day

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."

"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."

"My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume. Apparently ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" was a bad idea."

"A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank.. I gave her a right mouthful."

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic... ...but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."

"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"