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Joke of the Day

"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""

"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."

"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."

"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."

"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."

"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."

"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."

"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."

"I'm living on the edge. I haven't backed up in weeks"

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"