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Joke of the Day
"How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?"
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"[Bar] HER: I want to have sex so badly ME: [trying to impress her] I am so bad at sex"
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"What kind of fun do priests have? Nun"
"TIL I'm good at posting at the wrong subreddit... jk jk fuck you guys"
"The odds of Jesus coming a second time are about the same as those of ANY man coming a second time. #amirightladies"
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"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."