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Joke of the Day

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."

"ME: I've expressed this political opinion so clearly, there's no way anyone could misinterpret it. THE INTERNET: lmao challenge accepted"

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."

"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."

"why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)"

"Im a guy who's into BDSM, necrophilia, and beastiality. Am i just flogging a dead horse?"

"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."

"Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, ""Marco"" and then an even fainter, ""Polo."""

"I've always stood up for black people... It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat"