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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."
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"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."
"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."
"What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental"
"The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?"
"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"
"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."
"What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app? Tinder"
"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."