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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."
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"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"
"[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?"
"Cereal box mascots give kids a dangerously positive view of animals who in the wild would literally kill them before they gave them cereal."
"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."
"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."
"""Rate your high fives on a scale of 1-10"" ""Oh, I would say they are a high five"""
"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls. My dad told me this like 10 years ago and I can't get it out of my head..."