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Joke of the Day
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
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"What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? Owch! it hertz"
"Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!"
"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."
"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."
"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""
"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"
"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."
"How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch? pay him for the pizza."