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Joke of the Day
"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"
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"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"
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"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"
"What do you call dirt? Dirty."
"Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed? Does any of this really matter..."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
"Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples... ""Thirteen glasses of water, please!"", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others..."
"A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with ""I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"""
"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."