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Joke of the Day
"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"
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"Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny."
"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"
"A Muslim walks into a bar He then walks out because he can't drink and there are no tight little boys to fuck"
"I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos."
"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"
"ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool..."
"If you need an ark built... I Noah guy"
"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."