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Joke of the Day
"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"
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"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"
"In a misguided attempt to become a superhero I let a spider bite me. My super power became crying louder than a newborn."
"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."
"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."
"What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"I always hate going into my cousin's house. He vapes e-cigarettes constantly... ...so whenever I leave there, I end up smelling like an ashlesstray."
"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."
"How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon"
"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."