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Joke of the Day

"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."

"Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead."

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"

"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"

"Friends: ""I need a new profile picture."" Me: ""I need a new face."""

"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"

"I found this joke on the news when I went to America... His name is Donald Trump."