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Joke of the Day

"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"

"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."

"I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?"

"My first middle-school football game was just like the time i lost my virginity. Bloody and dirty, but at least my dad came."

"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."

"Donald Trump is the only person in the world who achieved this and made a history. He won an argument against a woman"

"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."

"I took the shell off my racing snail... I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."