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Joke of the Day
"Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one"
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"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"
"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."