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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"
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"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!"
"We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore"
"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"
"Haircut/Sex Correlation Jesus Joke I got that I looked like Jesus a lot when I had longer hair. It's a shame because I got a haircut and have been getting nailed less than the messiah lately."
"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."
"Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss."
"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""