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Joke of the Day

"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."

"Indiana - A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter."

"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."

"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."

"I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI... You might say we have a connection."

"Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!"

"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."

"The story of soy milk Don't you guys think soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

"My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week... It ended when I told her ""We've been getting along really well lately""."

"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"