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Joke of the Day
"Today I had a three way with two women It was quite the conference call."
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"Reddit you say? Yeah, I redd-about-it. *rimshot* PS: Sorry for subjecting you to this horrible fucking joke."
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry"
"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""
"Why did God invent the yeast infection? To show girls what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."
"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."
"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."
"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"
"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"