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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."

"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."

"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."

"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"

"Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market."

"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."

"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"

"What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!"

"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "

"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."