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Joke of the Day

"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."

"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, But you'll have to find a really big lightbulb to fit them in there."

"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."

"Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit."

"Boat Bust.Out.Another.Thousand"

"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."

"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."

"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"