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Joke of the Day

"AA MEETING Chairman: Please, introduce yourself Eminem: Hi! My name is.. C: What? E: My name is.. C: Who? E: Hi! My name is.. C: Huh?"

"So I ordered a pizza I ordered a funghi pizza yesterday but I was pretty disappointed.. They obviously have mushroom for improvement"

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"I saw a black man carrying a T.V. today I though that it looked like mine, but when I got home he was still shining my shoes"

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse unable to understand human speech promptly takes a dump on the floor and leaves"

"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."

"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed."

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."