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Joke of the Day
"What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker? All in, du thyme"
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"DEODORANT: ugh i hate my job, gotta go in his gross armpit all the time TOILET PAPER: bro"
"What kind of country has a clown problem? The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!"
"Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???"
"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"
"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"
"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"
"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."
"[taking atendance] teacher: jimmy jimmy: here teacher: susie susie: here teacher: (sighs) omnipresemt sentinel omnipresent sentinel: always"
"My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini."