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Joke of the Day

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"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"

"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"

"The cost of living has gone up so much that my wife is now having sex with me as she can't afford the batteries now !!'"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"What's the best thing about having sex with forty two year olds? There's forty of them."

"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."

"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."

"Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice."

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"