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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"

"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"

"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."

"Awww... -So you love me too?! ...kward"

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils"

"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."

"Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market."

"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."

"What was the sale in Jewish circumsicions? Buy one get one half off"