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Joke of the Day

"A old saying. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."

"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""

"Why was the daybreak sad? Because it was in morning."

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"Cat: Human, congratulations, I've chosen your face to sleep upon tonight. If at some point you cannot breathe, do not wake me."

"My five-year-old: ""I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!"" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference."

"A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don't use that tone with me"