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Joke of the Day

"Why was the daybreak sad? Because it was in morning."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick in someone's ass."

"#TT At 14 I yelled, ""You'll NEVER understand Morrissey,dad!!"" and tried to run dramatically out of the room but ran into a wall & fell over."

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"

"[Dark humor/Offensive] The difference Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage."

"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? They cantelope."

"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"

"TLC Touching Little Children"

"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"

"Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster. ""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"""