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Joke of the Day
"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""
Next Joke
"Did you hear about that vampire that's never tasted blood? It's a little irony"
"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"
"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."
"Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car."
"Is Google male or female? Female because she won't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion"
"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"
"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"
"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"
"Okay, but it's offensive ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No..."" ""Neither have they!"""