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Joke of the Day

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"Why can't Harry Potter distinguish between his best friend and his pot in potions class? They're both cauldron"

"Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects."

"I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it."

"Why have the French had so many civil wars so they can win one now and again"

"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."

"Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing."

"What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called? I, Mac."

"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"

"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."