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Joke of the Day
"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"
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"Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock."
"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"
"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."
"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
"When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout ""Down syndrome"""
"My daughter swam with dolphins for $2,000. I think she should've been able to have sex with them for that price."
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""
"Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse ""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was.... extremely silly? ""No, I said she was fucking goofy."""